READER EMAIL: Metallic Fur Uggs...

Hey!
Let me preface this by saying that I'm sorry for ruining your day. If you thought Uggs couldn't get any worse, I'm afraid you were a little too preemptively optimistic.

METALLIC UGGS
Excuse me, I left something out (as if that weren't enough:)
METALLIC FUR UGGS.
I saw a mid-twenties, otherwise pretty woman on the subway a few days ago, and I was shocked. Let's just saw I heard more than a few snickers as she stepped off the platform.
I couldn't get a picture, but it looked like a combination of these (see attached.)
I mean, I'm in eighth grade and I know this is wrong!
Sincerely,
Sarah C
(A very young and very disgusted ArmHe member)

Well Sarah, Thanks for the email. First off you didn't ruin He's day in fact you made it 100x better. Anytime someone joins the War on UGGS, He smiles a little bit bigger. The fact that the ArmHe has 8th grade members means that Fashion by He is reaching the youth of this world young enough to shape their little minds. Hopefully by the time these young ArmHe members grow up they will shape the fashion world under He's rule.

It is hard for He to even imagine combining metallic uggs and fur uggs. Just way too much to handle on a Monday. But yea there is no way that can possibly look good. Just another day of the War on Uggs in full affect, see someone in UGGS and point and laugh. Bingo!
-He

P.S. Keep the emails and fashion pics coming He's way.

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Posted in Jimmy Choo Uggs , UGGS , War on UGGS

Two Girls Walking in the Ugliest Shoes Ever...

UGGs on the left. Pocahontas on the right...are these friends made for each other or what? Get off He's streets with those ugly ass shoes.
-He

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Posted in UGGS , UGGS Must Die , War on UGGS

FashionHelp by He...Winter Boots?

I have a question what shoes are good for the snow or a day like today since you don't like uggs or snow boots? - Dina

With all the rain and snow we have been getting lately, it seems everyone needs winter boot help and guidance from the all mighty. The War on UGGS has not stopped, every day is a battle, and Dina is right, He hates uggs, so don't even think about wearing them, unless of course you are wearing them in the snow so they get ruined and everyone wins. He would suggest for rain, snow, sleet or ice that you go with the Hunter Boots. These of course should only be worn on No Heel Approved weather condition days.
-He

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Posted in FashionHelp by He , Hunter Boots , UGGS

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...DEATH TO UGG!

This is a blatant lack of disrespect for the women of the world for UGG to think for a second that any woman would ever buy or wear these is an insult much greater then any man could present. Women of the world, you should be offended to the 1,000,000th degree. You do NOT need to take this or allow these type of UGGS to exist in your world. You can FIGHT back.

He is asking all women to join together and help He remove UGGS from this world. JOIN THE WAR ON UGGS, (by reading He daily) help HE help you look better and create a better work for you and your children.
-He

P.S. If you feel that you might have been infected by the UGGs virus, or want to take preventative measure to ensure your safety, please click here for the UGG Vaccine.

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Posted in Jimmy Choo Uggs , UGGS , UGGS Must Die , War on UGGS , Women's Classic Short Sparkles UGGS

It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , NYC Streetstyle , UGGS , War on UGGS

Year 2 of the War on UGGS...

As another winter season approaches and the temperature drop our standards seem to as well. Shoe standards. Today begins Year 2, not an exact date, of the War on UGGS. When He officially declared War, He knew this was going to be a difficult fight, the odds are stacked against us, but He is confident that the ArmHe is stronger, faster and better dressed. We can remove UGGS from our planet once and for all.
-He

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Posted in UGGS , War on UGGS

Jimmy Choo...You are the ENEMY!

He has never had a problem with Jimmy Choo, hell He has even featured him as a Shoe of the Week before. But this latest stunt JC pulled is an act of war against the ArmHe. Winter is coming and the weather is getting colder again, which means the ARMHE will again take to the streets to continue the WAR ON UGGS. JC must be a pretty smart guy, he has made some good heels before, but what f*cking crack was he smoking when he designed and partnered with UGGS? Deos he not know that the ArmHe is gonna sh*t on him like a ton of bricks? The ArmHE is not to be f*cked with Mr. Choo. We have ruined designers before, and guess what, Jimmy Choo has just been named public enemy #2, right behind UGG. Goodluck on the battlefield, pretty sure you ugly ass UGGS aren't gonna f*cking help you win this war. Yea you might think you look cute in your f*cking sparkle shoes, but the ArmHe will hunt you down and burn the very UGGS you wear. Yea, He's fucking pissed, you turned your back on us, Choo, and the ArmHe does not forget!
-He

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Posted in Jimmy Choo Uggs , Jimmy Choo , This Just In , UGGS

NO UGGS IN AUGUST...

It is simple. NO UGGS EVER. So what the hell is this girl doing wearing them in August? Someone please help.
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , NYC Streetstyle , UGGS , War on UGGS

Bootie Sandals...Please Stop Wearing Them!

What is the deal with these new sandals? He apologizes for not warning people earlier that they are by far the ugliest things since UGGS. You cannot possibly think they look good! Sorry, sandals are for summer, don't go combining them with booties. Hell, He doesn't even like saying the word booties. He had a hard enough time dealing with gladiator sandals and has come to accept them, but there is no room in this world for bootie sandals. Not Today, Not Ever!
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , Bootie Sandals , UGGS

UGGS in Hot Weather...WHY?

In a continued effort in the War on Uggs, He does not understand why when its 80 degrees out people are still wearing Uggs. If its hot enough for shorts, then there is absolutely no need for Uggs. Get it? Got it? Good
-He

He is back, hopefully you didnt miss He too too much. But the King has returned. He is working on responding to all comments and emails.

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , UGGS , War on UGGS

Wearing UGGs Will KILL You!

He was the first person in the world to officially declare a War on Uggs. Today will come as no shock to many of you, but experts are finally weighing in on the Ugglys, and the results are not shocking. UGGS WILL KILL YOU. Let He say that one more time, join in if you will, UGGS WILL KILL YOU. Don't believe He, let's hear what the experts are saying:

“Because these boots are warm and soft, young girls think they are giving their feet a break. In fact, they are literally breaking their feet...With just six months of wear women could saddle themselves with a lifetime of foot deformities." Dr. Ian Drysdale, the head of the British College of Osteopathic Medicine

Did He warn you, or did He warn you? Not only are these the ugliest things ever, but they will infact kill you. Join the War on Uggs. to rid the planet of this ugly ass things. (source dailymail)

-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , This Just In , UGGS , War on UGGS

Get Your UGGlys Out...

Due to the build up of snow, He will allow the ladies of the world to wear UGGlys today. But that's it!!! After today, the War on UGGs continues.
-He

P.S. The salt in the streets will ruin the UGGS, part of He's plan all along.

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , UGGS , War on UGGS

When clothing no longer fits...

He has already declared war on UGGS. The fight will continue until they have been destroyed. Anyway, this outfit is all sorts of screwed up. The UGGS are just top it off with ugliness. As you gain weight, not that He would ever allow that, you have to remember to check your outfits. Just because something fit right a couple months ago, does in no way mean it still fits. Always remember to look in the mirror before you leave your house.
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , NYC Streetstyle , UGGS , UGGS Must Die , War on UGGS

He Declares War...Join the Fight!

"When you, here, everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the best fashion blogger, the big league ball players, and the All-American football players. He loves a winner. He will not tolerate a loser. He despise cowards. He plays to win all of the time. I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why He has never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very idea of losing is hateful to He."

He hates UGGS. Every guy hates UGGS. As of today, He has officialy Declared War on UGGS. He will not fail, He will not surrender. This war will not be one in a day, or a month or even a year, but He will never stop fighting. He asks you to join in this war, help elimiate these ugly messes of a shoe. He wants to live in a world where these shoes are no longer in existence, a place where speaking the word UGGS is punishable. If you women cannot realize why He hate these shoes, well then you have much to learn. Your move UGG. (speech altered from patton)
-He

To join the war, follow He for daily updates: Google Friend Connect, Blog Lovin, Facebook and Twitter

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Posted in Make Love Not War , This Just In , UGGS , UGGS Must Die

The old ball and chain look...

Why someone would buy uggs, or like like shoes in the first place is confusing enough to He. But to add little pom-poms to each one makes even less sense. It's not cute, or adorable or anything along those lines! It is dumb, ugly and stupid!
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , NYC Streetstyle , This Just In , UGGS

Uggs are Ugly...

Its the middle of summer, yet I continue to see people wearing these dumb looking things all over. Uggs are ugly. Uggs make you look ugly. They shorten your legs and make a good looking girl look short and stumpy. (i.e. Hayden above) If you cannot see how obvious this is, well then you need more help then an expert such as myself can provide. I don't care if its 5 degrees out and these keep your feet warm, do not wear these. -He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , UGGS , War on UGGS