Bootie Sandals...Please Stop Wearing Them!

What is the deal with these new sandals? He apologizes for not warning people earlier that they are by far the ugliest things since UGGS. You cannot possibly think they look good! Sorry, sandals are for summer, don't go combining them with booties. Hell, He doesn't even like saying the word booties. He had a hard enough time dealing with gladiator sandals and has come to accept them, but there is no room in this world for bootie sandals. Not Today, Not Ever!
-He

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