Brody Jenner is Paris Hilton - with b*lls

The real, celeb-sucking wannabe side of Brody Jenner has finally publicly reared its ugly head. Jenner is like a male Paris Hilton - famous parents, lots of family money, reality show "star," and no real talent...and yet he is everywhere. In the March issue of Details, Jenner admits he used his "relationship" with Nicole Richie to make more of a name for himself, and followed the act up with a brief fling with Laguna Beach alum Lauren Conrad - securing himself a gig on the show's spinoff, The Hills. "Basically, I made it, like, my mission to try to go on a date with every girl on The Hills," he told the mag. Spencer Pratt, Jenner's sidekick on the MTV show The Princes of Malibu and "manager-slash-publicist-slash-agent-
slash-stylist" encouraged his buddy's slimeball moves. "Here's what you're gonna do," Pratt reportedly told his buddy. "You're gonna start dating Nicole Richie. And you're gonna get that skinny bitch to eat, all right? You are about to become The Guy Who Got Nicole Richie to Eat. Process that s**t, bro. You'll be, like, a f***ing hero to America." Jenner even texts Lindsay Lohan during his interview, announcing, "Let's see where Lindsay's at, get her up in here," as he types. In a somewhat skewed attempt at introspection, Jenner admits, "This whole scene, this whole town - it's so fake. It's like a movie set, like my life is a movie set. These people, they all think it's real, but it's not." Jenner should hook up with Hilton. They seem like a perfect match.

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