Wearing UGGs Will KILL You!

He was the first person in the world to officially declare a War on Uggs. Today will come as no shock to many of you, but experts are finally weighing in on the Ugglys, and the results are not shocking. UGGS WILL KILL YOU. Let He say that one more time, join in if you will, UGGS WILL KILL YOU. Don't believe He, let's hear what the experts are saying:

“Because these boots are warm and soft, young girls think they are giving their feet a break. In fact, they are literally breaking their feet...With just six months of wear women could saddle themselves with a lifetime of foot deformities." Dr. Ian Drysdale, the head of the British College of Osteopathic Medicine

Did He warn you, or did He warn you? Not only are these the ugliest things ever, but they will infact kill you. Join the War on Uggs. to rid the planet of this ugly ass things. (source dailymail)

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