9:44 AM
automotive
First off He isn't exactly the biggest fan of bangs to begin with, so why on earth someone would go out and buy let alone use fake bangs is really completely out of He's understanding. Honestly, the though of this alone is making He a big sick. Extensions don't nearly come close to the freak out level He is experiencing just looking at pictures of these things. Just SAY NO TO BANGS! Especially the Fake ones! |  |
9:32 AM
automotive
That's it. He cannot take anymore of this.
6:09 AM
automotive
Takes some balls to get into a long red dress in 40 degree weather in the middle of Time Square NYC. Points of having big enough balls to do it.
9:25 AM
automotive
Sorry but anyone wearing these is automatically NOT Approved, He actually will hate you if you wear these. And "It's a joke" is not a sufficient answer.
6:10 AM
automotive
9:41 AM
automotive
First, YSL dissapointed He when they got away from their sky high heels and made a move to these ballerina flats. Now Hunter has gone and ruined everything as well. Ladies listen up, stick with your boots, they are a billion times cuter then these ugly as flat rain shoes.
6:20 AM
automotive
Ya just never know what you're gonna see out there. On this day, it was a guy in a cut up t-shirt, overalls, leggings and a pair of neon orange kicks. O let's not forget his purse.
12:47 PM
automotive
Before you all go crazy and jump down He's throat for making fun of fat girls, take a breather and read on...Like all fashion looks not everything is meant for everybody. American Apparel bodysuits for instance, should not be worn by anyone and everyone. Let's see if He can say this in the nicest way possible. Just because you are wearing sheer or lace doesn't mean we can't see your rolls through it. Pretty much, He is tired of seeing larger sized girls trying to squeeze into clothing that they really have no reason wearing. It feels like He is looking at a watching sausage trying to break out of the casing. Do yourselves a favor. Check the mirror before you go out, you know what your body looks like, and if you can see fat, cottage cheese, rolls, etc hanging out of your clothing, keep it to yourself, find another outfit that fits better and covers up.
9:33 AM
automotive
Now it is not often He writes about men's fashion, but when you see something this horrible, it doesn't take a genius to realize how bad this is. “Back Strap” trousers by Laur Zepol are probably the weirdest pant design in quite some time. Skinny pants are bad enough, now you are gonna expose the back side of your legs?
6:40 AM
automotive
When a girl is walking down the street and her entire ass instantly becomes visible, we have what we call a Bad, Bad, Bad situation. Oddly enough He was out this weekend and another girl had on a skirt that was also too short. When she bent over to pick up something off the floor, Yahtzee the entire full moon was on display. Silly Girls.
9:34 AM
automotive
Isn't the point of fashion to either make yourself look good to others or for yourself? There is no a single person alive, including this unhappy shoe model that would put a pair of these on for any good reason. Hoof F*cking Heels, are you kidding? Oh right, they are probably cheap too...NOT, try $2,080.00...PASS. There is a reason we evolved to become a smarter version of the animal, unfortunately some people are still not fully all there. Anyone who makes hoof heels and thinks its a good idea needs a head check.
6:13 AM
automotive
He already wrote about this hate for the clear umbrella and this is just another great look at why they are so horrible. Shoving your face into an umbrella is no way to walk down the street. Hell they even sell new umbrellas for like $3 on every street corner. Go wild, buy yourself a new one. You and your wet clothing deserve it.
9:38 AM
automotive
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6:08 AM
automotive
No one should wear a cape, no one.
12:34 PM
automotive
Now He is completely behind the "buy a pair of shoes and another pair goes to a child in need." That's great, very nice of Toms to do, charity and giving are always nice. But He has got to tell ya, these shoes are f*cking real ugly. The plain ones are gross, but the denim and glitter shoes are even uglier. When you see them they look like cheap shitty shoes, but nope they cost a lot more then a dollar.
6:16 AM
automotive
Leather pants, leather boots, leather bag, leather jacket, He is pretty sure this woman is wearing an entire cow. But the questions today is...Is this too much leather for one outfit?
9:35 AM
automotive
Pretty sure He saw this shirt on an episode of The Fresh Prince this morning. Not everything from the past should reappear in the future, somethings are better left in the past. Like this shirt. Sorry Will.
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