EW Fake Bangs. You have to Be Joking!

First off He isn't exactly the biggest fan of bangs to begin with, so why on earth someone would go out and buy let alone use fake bangs is really completely out of He's understanding. Honestly, the though of this alone is making He a big sick. Extensions don't nearly come close to the freak out level He is experiencing just looking at pictures of these things. Just SAY NO TO BANGS! Especially the Fake ones!
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , Fake Bangs , This Just In

Anti-Wrinkle Bra...WTF

That's it. He cannot take anymore of this.

Make sure that the product securely fits to the body or it will miss its effect . La Decollette is a product which is used at night, under nightwear, directly worn on the skin.Before using La Decollette, please make sure that you moisturize your cleavage with your regular nightcream. At night, La Decollette will do her job very effectively.Because of this special bra, your breasts are more or less forced to stay in place so no vertical wrinkles will occur and your cleavage will stay smooth. After just 1 night you will see the difference and after 5 to 7 nights you will be amazed by the stunning result. - La Decollette

Please tell me no one in the ArmHe is dumb enough to buy into this sh*t. He is not sure He can lead an ArmHe that would for a second believe this to work. Not even sure He is okay living in a world where anyone is buying this. Sleeping Beauty - sorry but nothing beautiful about a cleavage bra.
-He

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Posted in Anti-Wrinkle Bra , Bad Bad Bad , La Decollette , This Just In

More Camel Toe Secrets...

First He brought you, the Cuchini, then it was the Camel Toe Cup, then onto the third, CamelFlage. As if there weren't enough Camel Toe Hiders on the market, there is now a new addition - The SmoothGroove. Now you might ask yourself how is this different then all others? It isn't. Same sh*t different day.
-He

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Posted in Camel Toe , Smooth Groove , This Just In

How To Wear Heels Without The Pain...

CHICAGO (CBS): Dryer recently got the second of the two recommended off-label injections. They cost about $1,000 per foot, out of pocket.The effects could last, on average, for more than a year.Dryer said that she has yet to feel any real benefit after a month, but Angela Giannini, who also got the treatment, said she is once again walking on air. “Now I have total relief and I can wear my normal shoes again,” Giannini said. She has a condition that affects the nerves in her feet, making it unbearable to wear even slippers. A few weeks ago, she chose injections over surgery, and now, “I’m definitely anticipating the holiday season,” she said. “I will be wearing my four-inch heels again.”

Blah blah blah. Another way to make it possible to wear heels all the time. Enough ready, do what you gotta do, suck up the pain, get the surgery, He doesn't really care, just put your feet into some 4"+ heels and walk.

-He

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Posted in How To Wear Heels Without The Pain , This Just In

Espadrille, He thinks He Loves You...

"The higher the heel the hotter the girl," even Nine West is catching on. The Espadrille is a nice looking wedge for Spring/Summer.
-He

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Posted in Espadrille Campaign 2011 , Nine West , This Just In

A Bad Way to Draw Attention...

Sorry but anyone wearing these is automatically NOT Approved, He actually will hate you if you wear these. And "It's a joke" is not a sufficient answer.
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , LED Laces , This Just In

Pac Man Has Never Looked So Good...

But seriously, don't really buy these.
-He

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Posted in Pac Man Dress , This Just In

Nothing Better Then a Golden Thumb?

This Golden thumb by Mahtab Hanna might be a little much.
-He

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Posted in Golden thumb , Mahtab Hanna , This Just In

Got a Backbone? Need a Backbone?

He introduced you to the T-Shirt that showed off your insides. Then there was the big or small boob shirt. Now meet the Spinal Shirt. For only $750 you can have this skeleton encrused Swarovski crystals tank top. If you cannot find a better way to spend $750, try donating it to Fashion by He. Great, thanks.
-He

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Posted in Skull Tank , Spine Tank , This Just In , THOMAS WYLDE

Why have 1 engagement ring?

So women went out an invented a reason for men to now have to buy you 4 diamonds instead of just one. It is never enough with you people. If you so feel the need to have more then 1 ring, you can get all four here.
-He

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Posted in This Just In , Til Death Do Us Part Ring

Holy Chinese Cleavage...

Wow that's instant cleavage. How did America not invent this first? Now this is a product He can "support."
-He

P.S. He gives it two weeks before there is one of these available for the ass.

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Posted in Chinese Cleavage Clamp Commercial , This Just In

He Hearts IFB...Read He's Feature

If you aren't already a member of IFB, you should be, because it was one of He's Tips for starting a Fashion Blog. Go Check out He's Post over at IFB...

He Gives Tips for a Fashion Blog

-He

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Posted in How to Fashion Blog , IFB , Independent Fashion Blogger , This Just In

Need Bigger Boobs? He Has You Covered!

The electrostatic vibrations of the BOSOM MAX brassiere stimulate breast tissues, help to increase the circulation of blood& lymphatic fluid, and increase muscle mass to lift and enlarge your breasts! - BosomMax

You've got to be kidding. The before and after pictures and the videos on this site are worth checking out, BosomMax. Definitely a good afternoon laugh.
-He

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Posted in Bosom Max , This Just In , Vibrating Bra

Would you Wear a T-Shirt Necklace?

"eclectic neck pieces constructed using cozy, up-cycled materials, constructed using upcycled cotton t-shirts...Neckpieces are meticulously designed and handcrafted to be stretched, twisted, and layered for dozens of looks and year round comfort, so measurements are approximate."

He was wondering, would you wear a t-shirt necklace? If the answer is Yes, then you probably want the link to V&Y Mart. Is this a good look? Someone help He out, kinda thinking this is more of a California style then an East Coast look? What does the rest of the world think? Buying or not?
-He

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Posted in Lauren Constantine , This Just In , V and Y brands

More Great Ways to Freak a Guy Out...

A lady knows the importance of tidy landscaping, and we understand the demands of a busy woman. Meet Trim & Proper—the nude, cotton spandex panties that cover mishaps, misshapes and outright neglect. Our perfectly manicured façades can even let you tryout your next style before making the mistake of a hasty commitment.

Once again, He introduces another strange form of clothing that boggles He's mind. We had the hairy p*nties, then the penis envy underwear, and lastly the boob shirt. Now apparently Trim and Proper brings you underwear with the hair pattern on the outside??! He isn't even sure He gets it. Instead of shaving into a landing strip, wearing nude color underwear is suppose to give the same affect? Umm, isn't the point of shaving the landing strip for when the underwear comes off? Then what happens? Like "Hahaha I have a landing strip on my underwear, but not on my body, gotcha!" Sorry, but that's not funny, He doesn't get the joke.
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , Hairy Panties , Penis Envy , This Just In , Trim Proper panties

Morning Emails Make He Sick...

I know women's fashion is your forte, but you have to have something
to say about these underwear-like contraptions. This is nuts
(literally).
-Emily Claire

Well Emily, you just absolutely ruined He's morning. He appreciates that you were thinking of FbyHe, but for the love of He, please don't send in images like this. Ugh, He almost puked when He opened the link. But Emily you are right, no one, nooooo onneee, should be wearing these things. He would not recommend going to the link as many of the items for sale are offensive even to He.
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , His Trunks , This Just In

Get All Tied Up in Style...

Bec Brittain came out with some interesting jewelry, if we can call it that. Ropes wrapped around all over the place, looks like this stuff could come in handy if your stuck on a boat, or Gilligans Island.
-He

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Posted in Bec Brittain , This Just In

Yes Tights with Designs are Hot!

Didn't He already do a post on Textured Tights? Well never hurts to do one again for something as sexy as lace up tights. Odds are you longer legs and this is gonna look at a lot better, but strap on some 5-6" heels and that should help any height challenged individual look good.
-He

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Posted in La petite coquette , Textured Tights , This Just In , Wolford , Wolford Artiste Lace-Up Tights , Yes Please

When Animal Love Goes Too Far...

anyone else starting to feel like it's animal week here on Fashion by He? He was okay with the Spirit Hoods, not okay with the animal gloves, but this is creepyyyyy. Talk about your ultimate don't come near me lipstick, you found yourself a winner. No it's not cute and cuddly, no one will come anywhere close to you. It is actually gross.
-He

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Posted in Bad Bad Bad , Lips by Viridis Somnio , This Just In , viridis-somnio

Get Ready for Battle in Style...

Called by some as "the ultimate arm adornment" He would have to disagree. Seems like a total and complete waste, it doesn't even look good! He would much rather see a stacked bangle or one bangle over this sheet of armor.
-He

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Posted in Net-a-Porter , Philippe Audibert , Tema Swarovski crystal sleeve , This Just In