Half Pants, Half Shorts...SHANTS!

If He ever catches someone in a pair of half pair of these things, you will instantly be referred to He's Man Repeller friends for a beating. Bernhard Willhelm better watch out to, because He is coming for you. Sorry, Bernhard, but your creative and fashion license have been revoked. He and the rest of the ArmHe are asking for your resignation from this point forth, Please for the love of fashion, DO NOT ever make or design clothing again.
-He

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