Mass Transit

He is live from public transportation this morning, to let you know that if He sees another woman putting on makeup he's gonna scream. Take an extra few minutes at home, take the next bus, train or plane. Do not ever put your make up on public transportation. Not only is it an instant turn off, but these locations are your f*cking bathroom. He swears he sees this shit go on constantly and hopes these women poke themselves in the eye and learn a lesson. Well one time He did see a chick drop powder all over herself, kept him laughing for quite sometime, she wasn't so happy. Act accordingly.
-He

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