Bluefly.com announces new look for guys: Girlfriend Jeans

Breaking News: Move aside boyfriend jeans, girlfriend jeans are here to steal your thunder. Bluefly.com went out onto the streets of NYC to interview a bunch of dudes who are at the frontlines of this new trend: The Girlfriend Jean Look. (pause to vomit)

Dudes wearing tight jeans should be stripped of their "man card." Where do you even get jeans that tight? He has never seen jeans that tight in any men's section of any store. The only rational solution is that these guys are shopping in the women's section.

He strongly believes that a man should be able to get his pants off faster then a girl. Try imagining a guy getting a girl home, they are going at it. She then goes to take his pants of but wait. Kill the moment. They must pause for 5 min while she forceable helps him remove these womens jeans from his legs. Ridiculous!

Second, He isn't gonna claim to be hung, however, there is no way He could wear these without giving the world a free few of the outline of his d*ck. A guy with an average sized package cannot be comfortable with these on. Lastly, before we close the book on "the girlfriend jean", no girl wants this for her man. What girl wants a guy who wears jeans as tight if not tighter then her pair? Answer: None of them.

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