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Friday, July 31, 2009

Keeping Alive the Past

80's party last night...Dipy and I won best costume! Yayyy!!! :)Mango yellow shirt, Cat Whiskers ripped tee, modified unbranded shorts, Zara silver leggings, Sox House socks, Charles Jourdan heels(Background image from he...


Hawaiian Shirt Day...Not!

"Oh, and remember: next Friday...is Hawaiian shirt day. So, you know, if you want to, go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans" -Bill Lumbe...


What to Go See This Weekend at the Movies

This weekend brings one must-see movie, Funny People. The latest flick from Judd Apatow (The 40 Year Old Virgin and Knocked Up) takes a turn for the darker and dramatic. Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, and Leslie Mann star in the bittersweet dramedy about a famous comedian who is diagnosed with cancer. He's forced to reevaluate his world. He becomes the mentor to a young, amateur comedian, and, in turn, learns a lot about li...


Keep them long...

He isn't sure if this guy made these himself or if money was actually spent on these bad boys, but He does this is not a good look. What's even worse is that they are so freakin tight they appear to be painted on. Who is allowing this to go on? Listen guys, its not cool to steal jeans out of your 13 year old sister's closest, cut them up and and label them cool. Jeans come as pants for a reason, please let's keep them that way....


Sunbrella...

If you need an umbrella on cloudless 90 degree day; stay home. Its bad enough that umbrella warefare exists on rainy days, now we are suppose to make way for umbrella-ers on sunny days. He doesn't think that's gonna fly. If you see anyone with an umbrella on a sunny day He gives you permission to knock the umbrella out of their hands....


Thursday, July 30, 2009

Everyone Loves PhotoHunt...

This is a three-for-one today. See if you can find what's wrong! He thinks the first one is pretty obvious. Even you beginners out there can figure this one out. Yes, the yellow outfit is wrong. The "murse" (man purse) does not help him look any better either. No man should ever ever own or use one of these. Ever!Now you might struggle on finding the last thing wrong in the picture...still can't find it?The white shoes...come on...haven't you learned anything? Two thumbs down for these cool cats....


Excuse me but you're wearing a smock

Stealing clothing out of your father's closet is not gonna get you any style points. The ONLY way this outfit works is if you're not wearing anything underneath. He'll bet that isn't the situation here. Go buy some clothing that fits....


Wednesday, July 29, 2009

We are citizens of the world

As much as I believe in democracy, I also believe in the wisdom of freed...


Fedora is in...

Odds are you're gonna see more dudes trying to pull this look off then chicks. This is one of those uni-sex items that a girl can totally dominate, and guys should stay away from. The fedora hat isn't for every girl, but if you can pull off the edgy look, make it happen. Guys that wear these usually end up looking like a**holes (see: Jason Mraz)....


Featured: Girlfriend Magazine

Yippiieeee!! Thanks, Philomena...:)The interview was actually in English but they translated some parts to Indonesian hehehe...Click image for a larger view!...


We covered this already..

No bra please! Ladies how many times is He gonna need to tell you. This is not a good look for you. Are you not seeing what He is seeing here? He will try asking nicely. Please Stop it!-He Let He know if you "I Agree" or "I Disagree" with his fashion advice by voting bel...


Shoe of the Week - Tribute Pumps

Yves saint Laurent's tribute pumps are the classy girls version of stripper shoes. He is digging the 4 inch stiletto heel, something a girl that can balance in these bad boys makes me want her more. These shoes were selected this week for a very simple reason - "the higher the heel the hotter the shoe." Gone should be the days of 1"-3" heels, there just seems to be no point. Like father always said, "go big or go home"-He Got a suggestion for a shoe of the week? Email fashionbyhe@gmail....


Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Chocolates Make My Day

Playing around with my leggings, and thought of wearing them both as a cardigan heheh...Zara silver lame legging, Topshop pink lame legging, Zara chain t-shirt, Mr. Freddy skirt, Toko Dua Amoi cage shoesBig brother dropped by and gave me some chocolates....yayyyyyyyyy!! He knows me sooo well..:)Gonna munch munch munch.....


Gotta Have it...

We all remember the good old days...nothing made us happier then a color-changing tshirt that gave us all a good excuse to touch each others' chests. Great news, its back. Even though American Apparel CEO Dov Charney is firing people for being ugly, he still had time to reinvent one of the greatest shirts of all time. Get one today from American Apparel, andstart feeling each other up....


NO more P*NTIES

I hate the word panties. It is a disgusting word. You will never again see that word used in this blog, nor will you ever hear it come out of He's mouth. Call it a thong, call it underwear, but NEVER EVER refer to similar garments as p*nties. Its gross. Unless your a pedophile please refrain from using the word...NO MORE P*NTIES...


Animals escape city zoo..

BREAKING NEWS: It appears a zebra has escaped the city zoo early this morning. No injuries have been reported. However, authorities are worried the scene could turn dangerous if the oversized animal turns against the hundreds of onlookers that have gathered. On a real note, please refrain from wearing full animal print. Its not a good look on anyone....


Monday, July 27, 2009

Sketching Out Life

We laugh and we cry, but a laugh does not always signify happiness, and a tear must not always represent sadness. Things can always work the other way around, which is why I am eventually glad for being faced with so many problems. It took me a while to realize that...:)Btw, some drawing I made in the middle of a meeting heheh...Have a nice day, all!...


Sing

Thrifted top, The Shop skirt, unbranded belt, Alun-Alun headpiece, Nine West wed...


Did you know...

that I love you because you let me eat the same meal everyday without thinking that I'm bori...


Summer 2010: The Bikini

Brazilian women wear the best bathing suits, no question. "If the Brazilian bathing suit emphazies one thing - the ass." American women need to write that down, post it on your mirror and get to work. You have a year to get ready. He is expecting big things from you next year ladies. Don' let He down....


She's got style and class..

"This sh*t is bananasB-A-N-A-N-A-SThis sh*t is bananasB-A-N-A-N-A...


Weekend Lessons...

If you can't realize when its time for a new pair of jeans, you probably won't realize he has been cheating on you. Which I guess is good for him. Are these hand me down jeans? Can someone please explain how someone(man or woman) can wear these things out on a saturday night?Who the f*ck would want this on their arm? He would be embarassed to bring this girl anywhere with him. No chance should this be allowed to go on. Ladies do better then this....


Saturday, July 25, 2009

Yucky...

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Weekend Updates

1. Picked out a winner of the Current Elliot jeans...the lucky girl: MEGAN! Congrats, dear!! Will send you a personal email on this...:)2. Spent my Saturday night with office mates for dinner and karaoke..Zara leather jacket, unbranded dress, Topshop tights, Chanel boots3. Having mixed feelings, a larger proportion of sad ones...am I going through a quarter-life crisis?4. Went for lunch with parents, then purchased this Zara silver legging today...Cotton Ink shirt, eBase blazer, unbranded ruffled vest, Dorothy Perkins flower brooch, Nine West sandals5. MJ's (intended?) death, recent bombing in Jakarta, the not-so-smooth presidential election...


Friday, July 24, 2009

Shoe of the Week...The Qween

Our newest section of the blog is called the "Shoe of the Week." This week, He has chosen The Qween by Steve Madden. It features a 4.5" heel, 1.25" platform, cork wedge sole, and gladiator straps. The perfect heel for breaking hearts all summer long....


Hot Summer Dress..

He mentioned in the 2nd half of summer top ten must haves that every girl needs a summer dress. Many of you didn't know what He, so here is an example. Maxi Dress or Smocked Dress. (pic from Victoria Secret) This is a hot summer dress. It's greatness lies in the versatility:-Beach wear (without the bathingsuit top)-No Bra needed (sweet)-No size discrimination (yea even large chicks can pull of this look)-Easy Access (who doesn't appreciate efficiency)Warning: Do not wear your grandmothers underwear with this dress. Not that you should ever wear granny p*nties in the first place. If you really think guys can't see your underwear outline, your...


Time for a New Hoodie...

Enough already. I am getting really sick and tired of people wearing these hoodies (unless your wearing it like this chick). Great you went out and bought it in 10 different colors, you wear a different color each day. Well guess what? You are a moron. Time to take your head out of your ass and listen up.Go buy the Alternative Hoodie. It may not be available in as many colors, however its Eco-Friendly, and 10x softer and more comfortable then the American Hoodie.Not many people have heard of the Alternative Apparel name yet, but they are blowing up....


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Mrs. Clean...

When are chicks gonna learn guys like them with long hair. Gives us more to grab onto. There are very few women who can pull this look off. (Your not one of them) There are plenty of areas on a woman's body that should be shaved, let's not make the head one of them. ...


This just makes me want to vomit

The boots are gross. Anyone with flat boots like that should return them as soon as possible. This girl could also afford to lose 10lbs from those legs. Alright I'm done with this picture, it's making me sick having to keep look at her....


Indepent Fashion Blogger of the Universe...Its Official!

"Congratulations, your lovely blog has been approved! You are officially a member of IFB!xoxJennineHaha she called my blog lovely. Anyway, I am honored to be accepted into such an elite fraternity of bloggers. Next stop the Pulitzer Prize....


Here kitty kitty...

"I've got pussy on my mind" Nice t-shirt!...


Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Sideboob...A Final Decision

Some will argue this is a trashy look. Others will say that side boob is the new cleavage. I am going to put an end to this once-and-for-all and declare side boob to be GREAT. Thats right ladies, listen up and listen up good. Leave the bras at home, they are a thing of the past. It's time to let your sweater puppies out into the yard....


Dbag

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Life is a Rollercoaster

Received a dress from iShopTheStore...yay! Thank you so much..:)It's so nice to get back from work all tired and find that you've got a new dress to play with hehehe...eBase blazer, Beatnik necklace, Diva necklace, Toko Dua Amoi cage shoesVisit their shop he...


Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Quote of the Day

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."- Dalai Lama...


And...

Time's up! Thank you for your participation and I'll be picking out the winner this weekend.....


Weekends are fun...

I hope you had a good weekend. I did, nothing better then a day at the park. ...


2nd Half of Summer Top Ten Must Haves

Just a reminder, I am a self proclaimed expert in the field of fashion. Everything I write should be taken as fact. Read the list, then go ahead and make it apart of your summer. (In no particular order)1) High Waisted Mini Skirt - Also good for girls with a little extra. NOT a lot extra, a little extra. It hides some extra lbs. Not that you should have any.2) Romper - Nothing better then a cute little girl in a little romper.3) Jumpsuit - Yes a jumpsuit is different from a romper. Of course, I know this because I am an expert. For you less fortunate people. Jumpsuits are typically pants. Rompers are shorts.4) Really Cool Bathingsuit - You want to stand out at the beach, the less material the better. Ask yourself this "Would I want to f*ck me if I saw me wearing this bathingsuit?"5) Summer...


Thank You...Herve Leger

Just when you thought this whole blog was gonna be about bashing women. I go and change thing up. Welcome to the new "Thank You" section of the site. Self explanatory.If you can find a more amazing dress on the face of this planet, well your a moron, because this is top of the foodchain. Go search google for people in this dress, everyone looks hot. Herve Leger as invited a new trend "bandage dress" - call it whatever you want, I just hope to start seeing these out in the real world more often. Check out more amazing pictures from my friends at Barstool Sports - Hot Herve Ledger Gallery...


Bangle me Crazy...

Bangles are HOT. I still am not sure why I enjoy them but they are a crucial part of a stylish persons wardrobe. Might be some weird bondage sh*t, but a girl in a bangles gets bonus points.I would also say lots of braclets can also work....


Jodi Lyn O'Keefe's Breakout Role

Anyone who regularly watched Prison Break the last two seasons might find it hard to believe that Jodi Lyn O’Keefe considers herself a mild-mannered pacifist.“I’m really non-confrontational... I don’t even like to argue,” said O’Keefe, who played to perfection the ruthlessly homicidal operative Gretchen Morgan, aka Susan B. Anthony, on the nail-biting serial drama. The blue-eyed beauty regularly doled out punishment as if ice water coursed through her veins -- until Fox cancelled the series after four seasons of surprise and suspense.It turns out, however, that Prison Break’s death sentence has gotten a very temporary stay of execution. Fans...


Swarm! Swarm! Swarm!

These ugly Flower Headbands seem to be real popular all the sudden. I hope bees start attacking everyone who wears these headbands. Who woke up in the morning and decided a freakin flower on your head was a good idea? Half these girls wearing the dumb things have flowers that are bigger then thier heads. Are you kidding me? I hope bees swarm and attack everyone who steps outside with these ridiculous things on their heads....


Uggs are Ugly...

Its the middle of summer, yet I continue to see people wearing these dumb looking things all over. Uggs are ugly. Uggs make you look ugly. They shorten your legs and make a good looking girl look short and stumpy. (i.e. Hayden above) If you cannot see how obvious this is, well then you need more help then an expert such as myself can provide. I don't care if its 5 degrees out and these keep your feet warm, do not wear these. ...


Monday, July 20, 2009

Tick Tock Tick Tock

I'm gonna pick out a winner for the Current Elliot jeans tonight! Till then, you're still allowed to enter by leaving your name and email here...good luck!...


How not to look good at the park

I've always been a bug fan of parks. Laying out on the weekend is a great way to unwind and even meet some new people. Curling up in the fetal position on a sunny day doesn't scream hotness. Stick with a bathingsuit and laying flat for best results....


Saturday, July 18, 2009

Wizards and Cowboys

Watched Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in the morning with Dipy (and it's her 23rd birthday today! Yay!!)...Anna Sui knockoff dress, Topshop tights, Beatnik heart necklace, unbranded bag, Wondershoe shoethen joined my dad to his company's employee gathering hehehe...I'm weak for hotel foods ;pA random thought...why does Dumbledore have to die?...


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