Adventures with He...A Shore Chic Weekend

He is back. After a great weekend away, He has returned ready to hit the ground running. Lots of new exciting stuff coming up this week, but first lets take a look at what went on these past three days. He took a trip to a beach, doesn't matter what beach, because the things He saw happen on beaches across the world.

What happened to the good old days when people didn't wear underarmor to the beach? Many people are wearing this ridiculous beach shirts, to prevent board rashes. (rashes from layin down on a boogie board). This is just plain dumb. However, He wants to address the larger issue here.

Surfing on the east coast of America. Let's get something clear right now, there is no such thing as surfing in this part of the world, therefore, there are no surfers in this part of the world. Not an opinion but a statement of fact. Trying to surf on wave pool sized waves only makes you look childish.

Take Note:
1) Never be the whitest person at the beach, that is not how you want to draw attention to yourself.
2) Don't be 1the guy wearing the tshirt in the ocean.
3) Girls in board shorts is wicked hot.
4) Do not use excess sun tan lotion. It does not look good, when the lotion is not fully rubbed in. Spray sun tan lotions should be banned from public locations. When someone uses one of these spray cans, half the beach gets lotion in their face.
5) Dig a hole, the bigger the better.

Acceptable Beach Sports: football, baseball, frisbee, bocci, hole digging, , people watching and walking, running

Unacceptable Beach Sports: paddle ball, sandcastle building, kit flying, boggey boarding, fake surfing (see above) skim boarding, speed walking

The last thing He wants to cover is beach furniture. Can someone please tell me who designs this sh*t. All of it looks like it came right out of a gay pride parade (not that there is anything wrong with that) not a normal looking item anywhere on the beach.

There are some thoughts from He's weekend, He hopes you enjoy them, study them, share them. He had a great weekend,and wants to give a special shout out to jro, c, and n for a great time.
-He

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