Swimsuit and Heels - Topless Tanning...He Approved

So apparently everyone is making a big deal that Paris Hilton likes to go topless on a bost in Sardinia, Italy. First off, we should not be making a big deal of this, pretty sure everyone alive has seen Paris topless before. Second, topless tanning should be encourage, if it weren't for all these damn tightasses in America we too could have women tanning topless. Third, the real issue here that everyone else is failing to realize is the fact that Paris Hilton Tans Topless and in HEELS! Hello!!! Isn't that exactly what He has been telling you all along, Hell Paris probably decided to pull of this little move after reading FbyHe in Italy. Bottom lines wear heels everywhere, even when you are in a bathing suit tanning on a boat. Why? Because everyone looks better in heels.
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