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Monday, April 5, 2010

Introducing: The Ugliest Dress Ever...

Got $170 to waste on this Aqua Couture Cut Out Maxi Dress? Spend your money elsewhere.

"Continuing to push the boundaries in fashion forward thinking, Aqua Couture boasts season collections crafted by the most exciting new designer names. Dare to bare with the stunning cut out style and striking leather effect finish."

Who writes this sh*t? Someone with a very very warped mind. In no way is this "stunning" or "striking." He has already told you that Cut Out Dresses Are Never Good, but this takes it to a whole new level. "Pushing the boundaries in fashion forward thinking" Sorry folks, but this is a major step backward in fashion. If you or anyone you know ever purchases this dress, or a dress like it, please have that person commited Asap.
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