Why I Love You

Me : Babe, your tummy's getting bigger. I think you should exercise.
Him : I don't have a tummy!
Me : You certainly do.
Him : I look like Brad Pitt, okay?
Me : Babe, have you taken a look at yourself in the mirror today?
Him : Yup!
Me: Did you see any Brad Pitt?
Him : .....
Me : Hmm?
Him : .....
Me : Exactly.

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