Someone get this sweaty bra out of my face...

He doesn't know what the Ig Nobel Prize is, nor does He really give a sh*t. Obviously it's an award for the dumbest invention of the past year award. He thinks he might rather die from the poisonous gas then have to put on some random woman's bra.

Wait a Minute! Let us try and deconstruct this idea before we rush to judgement. Did this woman just give every guy in the world a reason to start setting fires? He thinks so. If there is a fire, every girl in the area must undress and remove her bra. Starting to get hot in here?? (Get it hot - like fire) Her bra will save lives, not to mention provide some great entertainment for the fellas. Even the firemen are gonna love this, think about how many braless women are gonna be running out of buildings. Genius!
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