Take it off...All of it...

Bathing suits should be cloth, there is no need for cup support. It looks Horrrrriblee. He doesn't care how small your boobs might be, embrace the smallness. He hates when girls with small boobs wear these bra like bathing suits. Your not fooling anyone sweetheart. Cut the sh*t, wear a normal bathing suit and get over it. Bras are for support, bathing suits should let it all hang.

Additionally, girls in America need to start leaving some of the bathing suit material at home. Enough with the full ass coverage, and these full coverage one piece things. The rest of the world is light years ahead of you in mastering the art of wearing the bathing suit. Maybe its because Americans are fatties who need to cover up, and the rest of the world is looking good showing off the goods.

Anyway it is the end of summer, so He thought this was be a good time to give a few parting words as we prepare to put on the bathing suits one last time. Make it count America.

-He

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