Rules for Rush...Crazy Sorority Girls

This morning, I was forwarded six pages worth of dress code requirements for Pi Phi’s Cornell chapter.

What does one wear to rush? If we had a sorority our rule would be there are no rules - we’d welcome vintage flannel and Dior couture heels in equal measure, but Pi Phi’s rush chair’s a bit more specific. Her strictest rules, below. Read More...

On Clothes
— Denim leggings are appropriate as long as it’s done right: aka, not from American Apparel and worn with chic, cool, chunky boots over them and a longer top.
— No satin dresses. No one looks good in satin dresses unless it’s from Betsey Johnson or Dolce & Gabbana, you weigh less than 130 pounds, have three pairs of Spanx on and it’s New Years Eve.
— No Frumpy.

On Shoes
— Yes to nice flats: Tory Burch, etc. More evening-ish, understated, patent leather good. I’m thinking mid-height Mary Jane heels, or mid-height chunky Kate Spade.
— Booties ok if you can pull them off, aka probably not.

On Jewelry
— I expect everyone to be wearing accessories. This is an important part of every outfit and can make or break any ensemble.
— Bangles need to coordinate. I’m not saying you have to wear a Harry Winston wreath, but I am saying I won’t tolerate any gross plastic shizzzz. I love things on wrists and I demand earrings if your ears are pierced

Unf*ckingbelievable. This chick is crazy. Someone get me this girls' info, He needs to sign her up to start blogger as Fashion by She. Thanks to JM for the tip

-He

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